The funniest thing I heard today.

Weldon took Jade into nursery today. She still has about a month, but we teach primary and he thought they could try it since she was extra ornery today.
They have a little toy kitchen and she was playing with it. Weldon said she had her head in the oven for the long time and he went over and asked her if she was okay. She looked out and her eyes were red and watery and then she started crying. Well, turns out she was pooping with her head in the oven and must've been embarrassed about it.
I laughed all the way home from church when Weldon told me about it.